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williamzeppeli:

enemy-stand:

okay first of all why do people like mint flavored food/snacks

bitch thats toothpaste flavor whats wrong with you

mint oreos? more like toothpaste flavored oreos. enjoy.

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Text 1 Oct 33 notes Sloths have the official U.N. designation for Coolest Animal because it’s the only animal named after sin.
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velvetteen-rabbit:

could-you-love-a-beast:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

how high are you

the blog name is hitlersbreastmilk I’m pretty sure being high isn’t the concern here

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ratsputin:

welcome to my sick twisted mind

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&gt;my face when Americans call chips “french fries”&gt;my face when Americans call crisps “chips”&gt;my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”&gt;my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”&gt;my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”&gt;my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”&gt;my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”&gt;my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”&gt;my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”&gt;my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”&gt;my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”&gt;my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”&gt;my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”&gt;my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&amp;J”&gt;my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”&gt;my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”&gt;my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”&gt;my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”&gt;my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”&gt;my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”&gt;my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” &gt;my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”&gt;my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”&gt;my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”&gt;my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

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imighthavepopcorn:

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

so what fruit were you

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tehbranmuffin:

Dai is this you

surprisingly no, but that’s exactly how easy and natural it looks when I do that

daisura:

tehbranmuffin:

Dai is this you

surprisingly no, but that’s exactly how easy and natural it looks when I do that

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orbfights:

thanks

oh

ehmakarana:

orbfights:

thanks

oh

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ok the next time i’m on the island i’m going to grab the rock band drums and i’m going to play Personal Jesus

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bombing:

meatbicyclevevo:

bombing:

alright so it’s a first person shooter game. i know what you’re thinking “been there done that” right? wrong. get this: it’s set in world war 2. preorder now

is there anything else

thank you for your feedback! no there is nothing else, what more could you need? preorder now

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