- yellow snow
- actual soap
- upset granddad
- roast cherry tomato and rocket pesto spaghetti
- incredible hulk’s dick
- plastic bag
- stinky simon
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
The makers of The Stanley Parable received a brilliant/terrible response to the game, so they created a trailer specifically for that person. It’s called the Raphael trailer.
I’ve only seen a little bit about The Stanley Parable, and where I was interested before I’m dying to play it now.
if you’ve played The Stanley Parable (and even if you haven’t) i urge you to watch it. it’s worth it, trust me.
Funny that I wasn’t actually that interested in checking it out before, but now I’ll be sure to get it.
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
Egalitarian? No. You misheard me. I’m an eagletarian. I believe in eagles for everyone. Everyone should get an eagle. I don’t care who you are you just need an eagle right now ma’am this is true equality.
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster
Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?
Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.
IM GONNA PISS
“The reports also include many other off-beat ideas, such as spraying enemy troops with bee pheromones and then hiding numerous beehives in the combat area, and a chemical weapon that would give the enemy bad breath.”
Is this a fucking cartoon are we the posh villains