Video 16 Apr 198,728 notes

(Source: ed-double-d-n-eddy)

Photo 16 Apr 421 notes massanova:

at last somebody fucking said it

massanova:

at last somebody fucking said it

(Source: punkrockluna)

via Massanova.
tagged: #every time
Photo 16 Apr 931 notes pleatedjeans:

via
Photo 16 Apr 365,670 notes theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

(Source: youll-never-get-me-alive)

Video 15 Apr 18,503 notes

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

(Source: fuckyeahfelines)

Text 15 Apr 285,353 notes

forgottenvisionary:

omie:

ckings:

i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

I’m so done with this site omg

welcome to tumblr everyone

I’m afraid to like a girl from tumblr now wtf

I like my men how I like my eggs
Benedict

(Source: antoniocesaros)

Video 15 Apr 233,353 notes

thattorturesme:

kelseyjulienmn:

positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

Seriously burst out laughing at work. Thanks. Tumblr.

Bee in the car

(Source: whendogmetdolphin)

Text 15 Apr 3,382 notes

bewbin:

mlssfortune:

where the fuck did i put my ocarina

It’s ok you’ll find it in time

via *Joke*.
Text 15 Apr

i’ve seen so many it’s a metaphor posts and i don’t even know what we’re all even taking the piss out of

Video 15 Apr 1,440 notes

its-arrested-development:

Arrested Development
1.01 - Pilot

So we’re a disappointing family. We’re an incredibly disappointing family.

Photo 15 Apr 114,982 notes

(Source: williamshakesqueer)

Text 15 Apr 215,503 notes

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

image

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

image

Text 15 Apr 381,329 notes

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

image

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

image

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

(Source: beeblejuice)

Photo 15 Apr 235,956 notes deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u

deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u

Photo 15 Apr 31,990 notes skammunistparty:

aye-trashley:

out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose

HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY CITY BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA
LET ME TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT MOIST
MOIST IS THIS COOL AS FUCK GRAFFITI ARTIST HERE IN THE BIG HAM AND YALL BOUT TO HEAR HIS STORY
ONE DAY, LIL MOIST WAS IN A PARK. NOW, LIL MOIST WANTED TO GRAFF UP SOME SHIT BUT HE AINT GOT A TAG. OUR BUDDY MOIST CANT JUST GET ANY TAG, HE WANTS SOMETHING PEOPLE GONNA REMEMBER.
THEN OL MOISTY GETS INSPIRED
EVERYBODY HATES THE WORD MOIST
PEOPLE GONNA NOTICE IF THEY SEE “MOIST” WRITTEN HUGE AS FUCK
SO THIS GUY GOES AROUND THE CITY SPRAYING MOIST ALL OVER
AND NOW HES A LOCAL LEGEND
HE HE SPRAYS WITH DAZE, THE BIGGEST GRAFF ARTIST IN ALABAMA
HIS ART IS EVERYWHERE IN BHAM
HE HAS 15 THOUSAND NOTES ON TUMBLR DOT COM
FUCK YEAH MOIST YOURE MAKING BIRMINGHAM COOL

skammunistparty:

aye-trashley:

out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose

HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY CITY BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT MOIST

MOIST IS THIS COOL AS FUCK GRAFFITI ARTIST HERE IN THE BIG HAM AND YALL BOUT TO HEAR HIS STORY

ONE DAY, LIL MOIST WAS IN A PARK. NOW, LIL MOIST WANTED TO GRAFF UP SOME SHIT BUT HE AINT GOT A TAG. OUR BUDDY MOIST CANT JUST GET ANY TAG, HE WANTS SOMETHING PEOPLE GONNA REMEMBER.

THEN OL MOISTY GETS INSPIRED

EVERYBODY HATES THE WORD MOIST

PEOPLE GONNA NOTICE IF THEY SEE “MOIST” WRITTEN HUGE AS FUCK

SO THIS GUY GOES AROUND THE CITY SPRAYING MOIST ALL OVER

AND NOW HES A LOCAL LEGEND

HE HE SPRAYS WITH DAZE, THE BIGGEST GRAFF ARTIST IN ALABAMA

HIS ART IS EVERYWHERE IN BHAM

HE HAS 15 THOUSAND NOTES ON TUMBLR DOT COM

FUCK YEAH MOIST YOURE MAKING BIRMINGHAM COOL


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