How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man
it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman
at an opera with your parents would be a terrible time to pretend to be batman
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
feminism is the belief that women and men are equal, you got a problem with equality?
Start become open minded
Not every man is strong built and expected to work on hard labor, and yeah some women are more fit for the job, nothing should stop either side from doing what they want with as much of a right as the other.
Alright OP, I’m going to try to explain a game changing thing to you here.
There are two groups who use the term “feminist” as self-identification. You’re probably only familiar with one.
The first group, the majority group, are proper feminists - they believe that men and women (and recently, people who identify as both/neither) are equal in every way that matters. They hold the opinion that gender is something no civilized person should give a flying fuck about. Many people who say shit like “I want to punch a feminist” are actually members of this first group and aren’t fully aware of it. If this is the group you’re targeting, go ahead and just off yourself now because you’re holding society back, and there’s likely no way I can help you.
However, you’re likely thinking of this second group: the ones who think men should be considered inferior to women (because sadly, they do exist). Thankfully, this group is enough of a minority to prevent them from causing any critical damage, but they’re common enough (and vocal enough) to not only give feminism a bad name and hold back everything it stands for, but when people cook up terms such as “feminazi”, these women are the ones being targeted. You can assault this second group until the sun goes white dwarf if you like - they’re just as bigoted as MRAs. In fact I’m really hoping it’s this second group you’re after.
I admit I’m not exactly as well versed in Tumblr as many others here, but putting your URL in the tags is supposed to bring this post to your attention right? If not, can Tumblr help me get this post to this guy? Because I’d like to educate him on what’s going on before he gets his ass kicked by someone like 6’2” up there.
1. Contrary to popular belief, waking up early isn’t going to drastically alter your life or effect how you’re feeling. So sleep till noon and relish in the way laying in bed all day makes you feel a little more human.
2. Drinking your coffee ‘black’ doesn’t make you cooler or more sophisticated than the rest of us who load in milk and sugar.
3. Being unimpressed by everything makes you look like a twat. Get excited, be overly passionate about something. Enthusiasm is fun.
4. Hating yourself isn’t romantic.
5. Eat whatever you want. your friend’s a vegan? Awesome. Listen to her talk about how great she feels because of it while you tuck in to some chocolate cake. Tell her you feel just as great.
More Reminders- Charlotte Geier
I don’t know about everyone else, but personally I try to wake up earlier so I have more of the day to do shit in. Sometimes I decide “nah, fuck it, I’m sleeping in”, and go back to bed (unemployment has rare advantages), but I had the choice of having the whole morning, which is good enough for me.
(also i give people who don’t take their coffee black a lot of shit but i should clarify now that i don’t actually care how you drink it)
Always reblog The Princess Bride
MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER
i’ve got the actual book somewhere
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY AND WHY AM I NOT FRIENDS WITH HIM
(I’m going to show this to my mom, who doesn’t think people can be asexual)
penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
Thanks go out to Tumblr’r K for sourcing this, so the brilliant person who created it gets some credit.
DID EVERYONE FORGET THE CREDITS IN MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL?
this is the photoset I have been waiting for.