HOW ASTOUNDINGLY RUDE
Make me a centaur in this endless, empty void!
Art by the awesome Iguana Mouth
Scared Curly Haired Dude - Me
Chill Dragon Girl - Jay
real tears are coming out of my eyes
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
Meeting people on tumblr
- into the same shit as you
- kind and understanding
- good company
- easy to talk to
- LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER
your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared
back to school commercials
back to school commercials after graduation
birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
birds are so cool omg
I won’t be happy until birds rule the internet because BIRDS.
hmm i’m not sure just give me a second to think about thi….
NGHARRNGHARRNGHARR GIMME DE BROCCOLI
i masturbate to dumb asks, keep em comin!
or should i say keep ME CUMIN
please stop sending me bible verses