Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]
PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.
It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats.
Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)
http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)
i like my men how i like my tea
thrown in the boston harbor
I like my men like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and locked in a basement.
I like my men how I like my meat
ground up and in the freezer
I like my men how I like my books
bound in leather
I like my men how I like my homework
spread all over the table
one on top of the other
I’m so done with this site omg
welcome to tumblr everyone
I’m afraid to like a girl from tumblr now wtf
I like my men how I like my eggs
Okay, legit fucking crying.
You bet your elderly testicles I did.
Seriously burst out laughing at work. Thanks. Tumblr.
Bee in the car
i’ve seen so many it’s a metaphor posts and i don’t even know what we’re all even taking the piss out of
1.01 - Pilot
So we’re a disappointing family. We’re an incredibly disappointing family.
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME
out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose
HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY CITY BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA
LET ME TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT MOIST
MOIST IS THIS COOL AS FUCK GRAFFITI ARTIST HERE IN THE BIG HAM AND YALL BOUT TO HEAR HIS STORY
ONE DAY, LIL MOIST WAS IN A PARK. NOW, LIL MOIST WANTED TO GRAFF UP SOME SHIT BUT HE AINT GOT A TAG. OUR BUDDY MOIST CANT JUST GET ANY TAG, HE WANTS SOMETHING PEOPLE GONNA REMEMBER.
THEN OL MOISTY GETS INSPIRED
EVERYBODY HATES THE WORD MOIST
PEOPLE GONNA NOTICE IF THEY SEE “MOIST” WRITTEN HUGE AS FUCK
SO THIS GUY GOES AROUND THE CITY SPRAYING MOIST ALL OVER
AND NOW HES A LOCAL LEGEND
HE HE SPRAYS WITH DAZE, THE BIGGEST GRAFF ARTIST IN ALABAMA
HIS ART IS EVERYWHERE IN BHAM
HE HAS 15 THOUSAND NOTES ON TUMBLR DOT COM
FUCK YEAH MOIST YOURE MAKING BIRMINGHAM COOL