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Text 1 Sep 364 notes LIST OF THE BEST/DANKEST WEED STRAINS:

bonerfart:

  • yellow snow
  • actual soap
  • upset granddad
  • roast cherry tomato and rocket pesto spaghetti
  • incredible hulk’s dick
  • plastic bag
  • stinky simon
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Ding, Dong! the Lich is dead! Which old Lich? The Wicked Lich!
— My mother after we destroyed a Lich’s plans and phylactery within three rounds of combat.
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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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Dota 2 players be like, 

imaginarycats:

Dota 2 players be like, 

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lynionpoe:

guesswhattimeitis:

anewbiegm:

sarahexample:

The makers of The Stanley Parable received a brilliant/terrible response to the game, so they created a trailer specifically for that person. It’s called the Raphael trailer.

I’ve only seen a little bit about The Stanley Parable, and where I was interested before I’m dying to play it now.

if you’ve played The Stanley Parable (and even if you haven’t) i urge you to watch it. it’s worth it, trust me.

Funny that I wasn’t actually that interested in checking it out before, but now I’ll be sure to get it.

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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animedavidbowie:

Egalitarian? No. You misheard me. I’m an eagletarian. I believe in eagles for everyone. Everyone should get an eagle. I don’t care who you are you just need an eagle right now ma’am this is true equality.

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pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

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blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

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skrill-nye:

sylladork:

mageof2spooky:

jpbrammer:

Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?

Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.

IM GONNA PISS

The reports also include many other off-beat ideas, such as spraying enemy troops with bee pheromones and then hiding numerous beehives in the combat area, and a chemical weapon that would give the enemy bad breath.”

Is this a fucking cartoon are we the posh villains

(Source: johnpaulbrammer)

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bonerfart:

bonerfart:

post your most incomprehensible christian cartoons

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(Source: x-nerds)

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