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Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

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amieworkbench:

Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers

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Anonymous said: Dude stop self promoing yourself. Your blog has dropped so much. It went from actually funny shit to just different ways of you saying "follow officialunitedsates".

officialunitedstates:

hey bud thanks for this riveting review I will be sure to let my team know how you feel.  in the meantime may I suggest you put some water in a tray and stick it in your fridge so that you can create ice cubes that you can use to chill

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Either sicilians are all supertall or I am very short (the second one for sure). Ahahah!!

Either sicilians are all supertall or I am very short (the second one for sure). Ahahah!!

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my friend’s cat doesn’t care about anything

zackisontumblr:

my friend’s cat doesn’t care about anything

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denchgang:

amoyed:

does coldplay still exist

yeah people coldplay as batman, loki, all sorts :)

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muffindess:


Genetically modified flowers glow in the dark

Australian company Bioconst has released a line of genetically modified fluorescent flowers that produce a protein that glow when exposed to a proprietary UV LED


I WANT A GARDEN OF THESE THINGS THEN STRING UP THOSE UV LED LIGHT THINGIES. THEN HAVE FIRE-CIRCLE-NAKED-DANCING -PARTIES BY MOON AND FLOWER POWER LIGHT. GOTTA HAVE SOME FIREFLIES TOO BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT.
THAT IS ALL I WANT.

These would be useful but creepy in a zombie apocalypse.

hotdamnitsbam:

muffindess:

Genetically modified flowers glow in the dark

Australian company Bioconst has released a line of genetically modified fluorescent flowers that produce a protein that glow when exposed to a proprietary UV LED

I WANT A GARDEN OF THESE THINGS THEN STRING UP THOSE UV LED LIGHT THINGIES. THEN HAVE FIRE-CIRCLE-NAKED-DANCING -PARTIES BY MOON AND FLOWER POWER LIGHT. GOTTA HAVE SOME FIREFLIES TOO BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT.

THAT IS ALL I WANT.

These would be useful but creepy in a zombie apocalypse.

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hirokiszk:

(クマビスケットの作り方neol.jp | neol.jpから)

please!!

i just lost a bet with kevyn

we were expecting some tumblr user to try this and fail horribly

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howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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